i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
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