Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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