I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
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