So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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