these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
it hurts more in the daytime
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
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