Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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