I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
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