I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
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