i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
How do you jack off and text at the same time?
On my iPhone they have an app for that
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
Randomize