I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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