i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
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