Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
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