So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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