im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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