she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
we're making bets on your personal life
We had to coat check the pizza.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
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