I would never have sex with Danny Devito!! JSYK.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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