You're a womanizer and a bitch.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
So apparently after I spilled candle wax down the front of my pants, I went to the store, bought condoms, and passed them out to everyone at the bar.
I thought they were lying to me about the condoms, until I found the receipt in my pocket.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
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