I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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