I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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