and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
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