oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
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