This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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