so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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