Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
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