i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
My vagina is very pro this idea
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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