How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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