I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
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