How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Left my ID again and at a Giant's game. This is the second time they accepted my handgun safety certificate as proof of ID to buy beer.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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