Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
We need a shit load of segways right now
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
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