didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
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