does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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