Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
She's making her own pesto again. Cooking spaghetti in the microwave and "frying" vegetables in the toaster oven. All this while wearing the yellow rubber gloves and saying that the pesto has feelings like a real person. Im terrified.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
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