This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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