You made me cry and you don't even care
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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