He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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