You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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