I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Randomize
