I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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