Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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