quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
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