My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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