Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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