So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
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