That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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