yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
My mom is pretending to be Paula Deen while making breakfast...I'm pretty sure she's sober.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
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