Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
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