she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
Let's get the cat blown out
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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