Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
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