You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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