I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
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