i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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