My sheets look like a crime scene.
He asked to "fluff my boner.."
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Randomize
