put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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